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when you see a cute guy and you’re with your pretty friend


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Thx 4 the big tip & your boyfriends kik πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bae coming over tomorrow 😢😊

waitress:*fills his glass with ice water*
me:*watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
me:you want my man or something?
me:i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
me:I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
me:everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
him:aye calm down
me:nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy